Michael Dick
Hate is a harsh word. But secretly we all hate things. And people too. Especially athletes. Ever since Lebron James went on ESPN to tell the cable world he was escaping Cleveland, his popularity sunk like a two foot putt. Even though he won a title—in a shortened season--King James is still the 6th most hated athlete in North American pro sports. Yeah, it’s hard to believe there are 5 more guys we hate more. But there are. Number 5 is Kris Humphries who thought his crap didn’t stink when he married that Kardashian tramp for a cup of coffee. Number 4 is Detroit Lions stomper Ndamukong Suh for his foot plant on Evan Deitrich-Smith, and his lame apology. Number three is hair trigger man Plaxico Burress who served time for a premature discharge in his pants. What’s worse is he then signed with the Jets.
Number 2 is everybody’s favorite sand bagger Tiger Woods who enjoyed playing the back 9 with skanky hookers and hos while his hottie wife was wiping their kids’ nose and changing diapers. And the number one and still reigning most hated man in pro sports—Michael Prick—I mean Michael Vick, who got his rocks off by pitting man’s best friend against each other in the ultimate dog fighting championship. That’s right, you can hang with hookers and treat your wife like dirt, but that’s still not as bad as K9 against K9. Vick is still the most hated. Sounds about right to me.