It's Just CHAV
I present my case for chav. Immediately upon the shocking news of the personal unification of Chad Kroeger, 37, and Avril Lavigne, 27, just a couple of small town Canadian kids making it big, there began the search for the best portmanteau.
It's not every day that a Brangelina, a Bennifer, a TomKat or for that matter even a Desilu comes along. We've got to be careful, cause it will potentially stick.
My honorable mentions go to Chavril and LaKro, and if she ever dates anyone named Bob I have dibs on Bovril. Avril has of course famously been married to Deryck Whibley of Sum 41 and most recently was dating a male Kardashian, otherwise known as a Jenner: Brody. Suddenly this union...and not just dating...engaged...to be married. Wha!? But...what to call it?
I recently became aware of the term chav. It's not new but I just learned it. Chav has its own Wikipedia page. Chav also has several definitions at urbandictionary.com. Here are some examples.
1. Humanoid in appearance but primitive and animalistic in nature.
2. Human equivalent of vermin.
3. Sub species of human with inferior intellect
(Does the picture below mean they are already possibly making music together? Oy...shudder.)
If you continue reading the links you will notice that the exact definition of chav does not apply here, but the general disdain and overall social strata seems to make it a perfect name for the couple. I vote for CHAV. Please LEAVE COMMENTS.
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p.s. This pic was on Facebook within minutes of the announcement. You gotta love people.