The definitive NHS solution

Posted By: Tim Denis · 9/25/2012 9:31:00 AM

I’ve got it figured out and I’m surprised that it took me so long.  It’s so obvious.  I’ve got the answer to the hospital issue in Niagara.  With all the talk, counter talk, cross talk and sheer anger over how to best serve the region.  With all the complaints about the locations of facilities.  With the North Niagara hospital already in St. Catharines and the proposed and controversial South Niagara hospital in Niagara Falls…the answer has been staring us in the face.  Build a West Niagara Hospital and an East Niagara Hospital to cover everyone.  It’s all so simple. The North Niagara Hospital is already built…so we move on from there.  We build a South Niagara Hospital in Wainfleet right on highway three.  Lots of land…you only have to worry about trucking in the water supply.  The South hospital would serve Port Colborne, 3000 of the 6000 people who live in Wainfleet and most of Welland…
The West Niagara Hospital would be in West Lincoln where they already have a plan…and a bank account.  It would serve Parts of West Lincoln, Pelham and the other 3000 people in Wainfleet.
The North would of course serve St. Catharines, Niagara Falls and Niagara on The Lake and we put the East Niagara Hospital on Navy Island to serve Chippewa, Black creek and the Smith Family from Niagara Falls. 
You could put an urgent care centre right in the centre at the corner of highway 20 and the 406 with windows facing the Can View Drive in…
There, I think I’ve covered everyone. No, wait…I left out Fort Erie. 
Damn. Back to square one…

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