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HAITI

5 THINGS WE LEARNED THIS WEEK (Year End 2009)

(*includes Tiger Woods complete story)

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM - Season 7 summary with pics

DAVID LETTERMAN EXTORTION CASE

MICHAEL BRYANT/CYCLIST STORY

WHO IS THAT?

GEORGE CLOONEY IS HOMER SIMPSON

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It was Jan. 12/10 when an earthquake, magnitude 7.0 to 7.3 hit an already fragile and impoverished Haiti.  Several immediate aftershocks added to the devastation.

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Many are dying because of treatable injuries and lack of medical supplies.

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A homeless girl recovers near a tent city.

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It is estimated that over 3 million people have been affected with casualties that could reach 100,000.

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Wednesday, Jan. 20/10 an aftershock measuring 6.1 once again rocked the land.

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Supply delivery has been slow and cumbersome leading to scuffles over food.

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The Canadian Red Cross is accepting donations.  PLEASE CLICK ON THE RED CROSS TO DONATE.

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You can also go back to the CKTB home page (above) for other ways to donate, by phone, on line or by text.  Monday, Jan. 18 was Astral Media's National Help Haiti Day.  Because of your generosity another $1.5 million is going to help those in need. Thank you.


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"THE 5" - YEAR END SPECIAL 2009 !!

 

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Barack Obama assumed the office of the presidency of the United States on Jan. 20/09

 

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The crowd in attendance was massive including 610CKTB reporter Stephanie Sabourin who said she'd never seen anything like it. 

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A misspeak during the actual oath raised questions as to the legitimacy of the ceremony and it was made known that the oath was retaken later, privately in the White House.

As he closes in on 1 yr. in office this president has faced a tough economy, bailouts including the auto sector and banks, a beer summit, health care, the Nobel peace prize and oh ya, remember, they got a dog.


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On New Year's Eve 2008, we should've cheered, "Happy Flu Year."  The H1N1 virus took up much of our energy this year, from early rumors of a "killer" flu to boycotts of pork products because of this swine menace. 

 

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The World Health Organization eventually declared a pandemic and we nervously awaited flu season as this odd strain seemed to attack the least vulnerable, in some cases, causing death.

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Then the rolling out of the vaccine and line ups and the regular flu and now we apparently await, phase 2 of the flu season.  Good luck and good health.



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It seemed this year we had more famous people pass on than any previous year that I can remember.  The summer was particularly tough.  Here is a partial list in alphabetical order.  I apologize if your favorite celebrity was left off.  I chose these 30 based on the amount of coverage they got on my show and web page.

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Bea Arthur, Gene Barry, David Carradine, Marilyn Chambers, Walter Cronkite, Dom Deluise, Farah Fawcett, Henry Gibson, Adam"DJ-AM" Goldstein, John Hughes.


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Michael Jackson, Edward Kennedy, Billy Mays, Karl Malden, Patrick McGoohan, Ed McMahon, Ricardo Montalban, Brittany Murphy, Les Paul, Kenny Rankin.

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Rob Renfro, Natasha Richardson, Soupy Sales, Dan Seals, Eunice Shriver, Ron Silver, Patrick Swayze, Fred Travalena, Mary Travers, James Whitmore.


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The recession, the economic meltdown, the downturn, whatever you want to call it, it was a tough year. 

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The US housing market crashed, billions were poured into the auto sector and banks all over the world had everything, except money.  Aside from the auto sector, most of this happened outside of Canada although we were not immune to tough times including job losses.

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The Canadian dollar got stronger (which is good AND bad) and in the fall, the recession was declared over by the Bank of Canada and others worldwide.  Other "experts" argue it is not, and that we still have a long way to go.


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In the big picture of world events this story is probably not #1.  But from sheer coverage and interest it is an amazing story of the fall of one of the world's most recognizable citizens, a celebrity with outstanding approval ratings and the world's first billionaire athlete.  A double life was played out without our knowledge until a "small" car accident exposed a tangled web of duality and deceit.  Since I had this story on my webpage from the beginning, I leave it up as is for you to follow.


THE TIGER SAGA ...FROM THE BEGINNING.


Tiger Woods was involved in a car accident outside his Orlando area mansion Friday morning, Nov. 27/09 at approx. 2:25.  It is not known for certain why he was leaving his home or where he was going at that time of morning.

His 2009 Cadillac SUV hit a fire hydrant and a neighbor's tree. 
TMZ released these exclusive photos.

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Woods house is bottom left plus inset photo.  The neighbor's tree is house pictured center.

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It is reported that Tiger was traveling under 30 mph and therefore his airbags did not deploy.  It is also reported that he was knocked unconscious and his wife ran out, broke the rear window with a golf club and got him out of the vehicle.  When police arrived he was lying on the street with his wife hovering over him.  It is reported he was dressed only in shorts and a T-shirt with no shoes.

Florida Highway Patrol did not report the incident til 12 hours later. 

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Initial reports had the golfer in hospital with serious injuries but it was later discovered that he suffered a cut lip, facial lacerations, and was treated and released from hospital.

On Tues., Dec. 1st, the FHP held a press conference stating their investigation concluded that Mr. Woods was solely responsible for the accident and would be issued a careless driving citation.  This could bring a fine of $164 and a possible 4 demerit points on his license.  They said there was not enough evidence to pursue any further subpoenas, that no domestic violence claims were made and the case was closed in their opinion.
 
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The rumor mill has it that a domestic dispute over Tiger's infidelity (as reported the previous week in the National Enquirer)  led to Elin scratching Tiger's face.  As he left the house she chased after him with a golf club and smashed the vehicle.  This distracted Tiger and caused the accident.  These are the persistent rumors. A woman named Rachel Uchitel is named as the "other" woman.  She is pictured below in an iconic post 9-11 photo as she searched for her boyfriend.  Also pictured is Rachel arriving in LA and meeting with her lawyer Gloria Allred.  The two issued a statement denying the affair and implying further legal action.  A scheduled press conference called by Allred and Uchitel was abruptly cancelled on Thursday and it was alleged Rachel was the subject of the Woods family argument that led to the crash. 

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By mid week another woman came forward, Jaimee Grubbs, a former reality show contestant on "Tool Academy" saying she had a 31 month affair with Tiger that began as a chance meeting at a Las Vegas nightclub in April of 2007, 2 months before the birth of Tiger and Elin's first child.   

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US Weekly released a taped message allegedly sent by Tiger to Jaimee on Nov. 24/09, 2 days before the big incident.

Click here to listen

After the above story broke, Tiger issued a statement on his website apologizing for his transgressions and once again asking for privacy.

It is rumored Elin wants to rewrite their prenup.  $20M was the amount of the original pre-marriage agreement and by weeks end some sites reported Elin received a one-time immediate $5M from Tiger and may get between $55-$60M to stay with Tiger and keep up appearances for a minimum 2 years.

AND THEN THERE WAS...the unfortunate timing of the cover of January's Golf Digest.  This is the actual issue, NOT a parody or joke, obviously set up way before Tiger became news for all the wrong reasons.

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As of Dec. 7/09 it has been reported Elin has left the family home and living in another home within the gated community.  No word on the kids.

The number of women Tiger is alleged to have "hooked up" with outside of his marriage...


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THIRTEEN....BUT STILL COUNTING.


Further drama on Tuesday, Dec. 8/09 at 2:36 a.m. when a blond woman was taken from Tiger Woods home on advanced life support.  She was seen receiving oxygen on a stretcher.  The woman was Elin's mother, Barbro Holmgren and she has since been treated and released for what was thought to be food-poisoning.

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Later Tuesday Pepsico announced it was dropping the Tiger Gatorade brand.  A trade publication had that story 3 days before the "accident" so it may have been unrelated to the bad PR and more about waning sales.  Either way, it's not so much that Tiger will miss the $15-20M a year, but in the past, 5-6 other sponsors would have been lining up to brand their beverages, but now...?  Not likely.

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OTHER STORIES:

- The National Enquirer caught Tiger in a steamy affair 2 years ago, and made a deal to keep it quiet if Tiger did a rare cover shoot for their sister publication, Men's Health magazine.

- reports that cell phone pictures of Tiger's genitalia were being shopped to Playgirl magazine.

- Tiger's LA law firm wins an injunction against the UK tabloid press barring them from publishing any nude photos of Tiger, while not admitting that any actually exist.

- an adult film based on this story has been cast and is called "Tiger's Wood"

-Accenture drops Woods as spokesperson.

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- Tiger and Elin are moving to an island off Stockholm and leaving behind media, golf, endorsements and this entire life to try and fix theirs.

- Jamie Grubbs speaks to "Extra" and apologizes to Elin.

- TIGER TAKES INDEFINITE LEAVE FROM GOLF.  CLICK HERE TO READ THE STATEMENT ISSUED ON HIS WEBSITE, AROUND 6p ET, Friday, Dec. 11/09.


- Elin's mind is made up, she will divorce Tiger according to most reports and move to that island in Sweden with the kids.  Elin is negotiating an endorsement deal with Puma, a Nike rival.

- Elin makes a point of being photographed outside the home, pumping gas, without a wedding ring.  This is the first photo of any of the Woods since the accident.

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- Tiger's high school girlfriend speaks to gossip media and says Tiger would call her crying because his dad was with another woman cheating on his mom.  This broke Tiger up according to Dina Parr, who said she would just sit there and listen to him and try and be there for him.  (*That's right, Tiger dated a woman named Parr).  Here's the two in happier times.

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- Tag Heuer watches drops Tiger as a spokesperson.

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- Jessica Simpson threatens legal action after a tabloid story links her to Tiger romantically.  She stated that the two had met, posed for a photo and that was it.

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- Some say that Tiger is holed-up in a sex addiction clinic in the Sonoran Desert in Arizona.


- Tiger was also linked to controversial Canadian doctor Anthony Galea, who performed legal, but controversial, blood-spinning techniques on Woods on at least four occasions this year in an attempt to heal a troublesome knee. 

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Galea is facing various charges regarding allegations of steroids and human growth hormone and has retained lawyer Brian Greenspan.   

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Tiger's agent at IMG is Mark Steinberg.  According to an IMG insider who works with Mark and got this information from him, here's the gist of what happened on Thanksgiving.
 
On Thanksgiving Day, after he and Elin and the family had Turkey Dinner, Tiger spent the rest of the afternoon on the couch watching football and texting Rachel. After he received and sent text message back and forth to Rachel, he would clear his message box to destroy the evidence. At some point during the afternoon texting session, one of Tiger's Orlando buds called him to see if he wanted to get together at the Clubhouse to play poker with the guys. Tiger agreed and left the house around 7:30 to go play poker. He left behind his cell phone....and one message he had forgot to delete from Rachel.

When Tiger returned home around 11:30 -12 that night, Elin confronted him about the text message she had found on his phone along with some photos.  A heated discussion ensued. Tiger told Elin that she was reading too much in to it. Tiger went upstairs to change into his gym shorts and t-shirt, came back downstairs were Elin confronted him, again. Tiger gave her the same story as before and sat down in a chair in the living room.

Elin sat across from him. She urged Tiger to just come clean. Tiger stuck to his story and denied everything. At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin, enraged, hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9 - iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), virtually knocked out two of his upper teeth, and broke the bone on the upper right side.

Tiger ran down the hallway, out of the house to the garage (explaining why he had on no shoes) followed by Elin swinging the golf club. Tiger hopped into the Escalade and tried to leave. As we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade in the process as well as doing considerable damage in the hallway.

When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting stories from her). When this happened, Elin immediately called Mark Steinberg to tell him what happened, and Mark told Elin to tell him what hospital they were going to, and he would meet them there.

If you remember FHP kept showing up at Isleworth to talk to Tiger, and was told by another attorney, hired by Tiger for PR reasons, that Tiger was not ready to talk. This is why.

As amazing as it may seem, Tiger was in Phoenix. Tiger was originally transported to the hospital in Orlando with Elin in the ambulance where they were met by Mr. Steinberg. Tiger was taken in for X-Rays, etc. to assess the damage. The doctors told Steinberg there was not much they coukd do to repair the teeth and the gash, but did know a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who could make Tiger look as if nothing happened. Tiger told Steinberg to get the jet ready and he and Steinberg flew to Phoenix to see the surgeon. The resulting procedures were more intense than what everyone had expected which meant Tiger was in PHX longer than expected. Tiger and Steinberg did not arrive back in Orlando until either late last Wednesday night or early Thursday morning.

Since arriving back in Orlando, Tiger and Elin have been in intense marriage conseling sessions (up to 6 to 7 hours a day) every day! Both Tiger and Elin have told the counselors they love each other, and want to make the marriage work. The reports you are reading on TMZ and RadarOnline are about 30% accurate at best according to Mark.

Tiger has not returned to his house at Isleworth since the day of the accident except for the therapy sessions. IMG has enlisted the assistance of one of its most recognized sports figures, and Tiger has taken up residence in his neighborhood - Bay Hill. Because of the high regard in which Tiger holds him and based on his public persona when he was at the height of his game, the person IMG contacted was Arnold Palmer. He has agreed to intervene with Tiger. IMG is convinced that if anyone can get through to Tiger, Mr. Palmer may be the only person who can.

As to other rumors, my source claims that the moving trucks being shown on TMZ and RadarOnline are moving out pictures and furniture which was damaged during their Thanksgiving Day argument - not because of Elin moving out. Yes, Elin has retained a divorce attorney, but has not filed any papers. As of yesterday, she had no intention on doing so.

Tiger has not made any public appearances or statements due to the surgery and plastic surgery he had in PHX. It will be about another month if not more before he gets in front of a camera. Yes, Tiger is hitting golf balls late at night at Bay Hill out of their teaching center (which is equipped with lights). In regards to Tiger's boat being in Palm Beach this week, along with Rachel; that part is true. However, Tiger is not on the boat, is not in Palm Beach, and Rachel is not on the boat. Her parents live 6 blocks from where the boat is, but that is it.

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On Dec. 31/09 AT&T announced it was no longer sponsoring Tiger Woods.  Although they did not use his image often, their logo was on Tiger's golf bag and the company said they would continue to sponsor their national PGA event. 

No reasons were given and there was no word on how much the deal might have been worth.

On Jan 5/10 the Vanity Fair cover was unveiled which included Annie Leibowitz's never before seen photos.  There is a contention that Elin has been bragging while on vacation in the Alps, that she received $300M and has hired a private investigator to look into ALL of Tiger's finances so that she has a proper $figure to take to a court.

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TIGER AT SEX REHAB CLINIC???


Tiger Woods has been photographed (we think) for the first time since his public disgrace - at a rehab clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

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Unshaven and dressed in a scruffy hooded sweatshirt and baseball cap, Woods is having intensive therapy at a Mississippi clinic for sex addiction in a desperate bid to save his marriage. 

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Woods entered the Pine Grove Clinic's six-week Gentle Path program late last month. (Pine Grove from the air AND "Gentle Path" pic from Pine Grove's website.)

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Elin and the couple's children, five-year-old daughter Sam Alexis and six-month-old son Charlie Axel, are staying in a luxury rented home with armed guards nearby.

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Woods's treatment is understood to include a brutal "disclosure day" in which he will be forced to sit down with Elin, 30, and painfully spill out all the details of his affairs.

But reports have now emerged that he has also managed to upset his fellow residents at the 24-bed clinic.

While they share accommodation, Woods has his own private cottage, which was renovated at a cost of more than $115,000 before he moved in.

And while they have to clean their own rooms and toilets, make beds, plan meals and attend group sessions, he has maid service and one-on-one counselling.

An insider at the clinic in Hattiesburg said: "When Tiger enters one of the public areas, other patients have been told they have to leave the room."

The $60,000 Gentle Path program is led by Dr Patrick Carnes (below), one of America's top experts on sexual addiction.

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It is designed to treat sexual addiction, sexual anorexia, relationship addiction and sexual trauma.

A source said: "Originally Tiger planned to go to a clinic in Arizona but when it became known he was going into sex addiction therapy he decided on Hattiesburg - thinking it would be easier to keep it secret there.

"Tiger has got a rough road in there if he treats the therapy seriously. Patients learn humility and spirituality.

"It 's designed to change their personalities and do away with the cause of their addictions."


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WHAT A SEASON!! (Oops, maybe I should curb my enthusiasm....)


HERE IS A "KEY" WORD SYNOPSIS OF THE EPISODES WITHOUT SPOILERS. (scroll down to the end of this article for the synopsis.)

This may be the reason I have cable. 

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During this season, season 7, the two main premises have been Larry trying to win back Cheryl and the reuniting of the Seinfeld cast.


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Social convention - Fridge etiquette - Bam Bam - Empty gestures - Cheryl's too much Larry - Loretta's cancer - race against time - code word:  apricot

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Vacuum packaging - Lewis' new girlfriend - it's a job that's why they hate it - more dangerous than cell phones - the new doctor - broken glasses - Leon's friend - Yellow Cab

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Reunion pitched - Lyme disease - he's writing already - we'll do it in a way that's not lame - tip co-ordination - child interrogation - Laker tickets - Cheryl - sincere or begrudging - Meg Ryan

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Shorts on a plane - burn bandage - Dr.'s home # - Mary Jane Porter - Ted Danson's anniv. - gift certificate - caviar allotment - Christian Slater - song gift - opera - stfu - the boyfriend

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Violinist Chee-Yun - chance meeting - Rosie kicks ass - wheelchair pre-date - you're bald - Ted pie fight - bad sex - little Kelsey - chopsticks - unvite/revite - Blackberry in ocean - Leon helps - new date - busted

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bare midriff - you can't honk - too many napkins - lunch with Lewis - Cheryl must read - spitting image - splashback - Jesus miracle - drop call return call - co-signer - I just see bald - gut reaction

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"past" away - more blandishments - "tip included" protest - Blackberry warning - golf - Norm's too slow - black swan - stone mason - dad, cousin, cousin's wife - hat maker - tombstone revenge

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women's panties - buying pants - Officer Krupke - security tag - bad lemonade - Cheryl auditions - Elisabeth Shue - menage - neck brace - only 2 ways to hurt your neck - next stop:  comedy town - lost & gone - Jeff needs help

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table read - let's light this rocket - Cheryl debuts - what's she done before? - Funkhouser visits - revolting joke - texting the daughter - the pen - Groat's disease - Leon is Jewish - Richards in trouble again  - the rash is contagious - call the police

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rehearsals - Mocha Joe - Acting Without Acting - having said that - ring stain - Jason & Cheryl - tinted windows - E for effort, F for favor - new blocking - new ending - let me play George - icon, icon NO con - I brought you a coffee - scenes on TV - Virginia Sloan


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LETTERMAN EXTORTION CASE


David Letterman said on Thursday(Oct 1/09) he was the victim of a $2 million extortion plot by a man who threatened to write a screenplay about Letterman having affairs with employees. (image below rendered from show video of Dave explaining story)

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An employee of CBS's "48 Hours-Mystery," a documentary show that regularly features true crimes, was arrested on Thursday in connection with the case.

In a press conference held by Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau Friday morning, prosecutors identified the suspect in the plot as CBS News producer Robert "Joe" Halderman (below)  and outlined the case against him but declined to comment on his possible motives. (TMZ is reporting that Halderman was in debt including child support payments.)

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Morgenthau said that Halderman, a 48 Hours-Mystery producer, had been charged with attempted grand larceny between the period of Sept. 9 and Sept. 30.

The D.A. said that Halderman waited outside Letterman's Manhattan apartment Sept. 9 at 6 a.m. to give him a package and say that he needed a "large chunk of money." He was hoping to sell a "screenplay treatment" and told Letterman that his life was about to collapse around him.

Halderman allegedly attempted to extort $2 million from Letterman, 62, in exchange for keeping quiet about sexual activity between the Late Show host and female employees of his program.

One of the women at the center of the case is Stephanie Birkitt, Letterman's former assistant, according to the search warrant obtained by Fox5 in New York. The warrant says Birkitt was Halderman's girlfriend. Insiders at Letterman say they DID have a relationship and that she lived with Dave but all this ended long before Dave had his child in 2003.  The timing of Dave's affairs in relation to his other commitments is cloudy as this point.  Birkitt is pictured below as part of a bit on the Letterman show.

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The warrant says that the package Halderman sent Letterman contained copies of parts of a diary and correspondence belonging to Birkitt.

At the arraignment, Friday (Oct 2/09) at 2:15 p.m., the Emmy-nominated producer plead not guilty. His lawyer, Gerald Shargel (below right) made the talk show rounds Monday morning (Oct 5) and implied that were holes in Letterman's version of the story and that he was looking forward to cross examining Dave on the stand.

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It has further been reported that Letterman's lawyers met with the 48 Hrs. producer 3 times, wore a wire and recorded conversations of extortion attempts.  The check they gave him was designed to bounce and he was arrested after trying to deposit the check.  Shargel disputes some of these claims.

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Letterman told his audience that he found a package in his car three weeks ago from a person claiming to have information about his sexual affairs and demanding $2 million to avoid going public.

He quoted a note as saying: "I know that you do some terrible, terrible things and I can prove that you do these terrible things."

"Sure enough, contained in the package was stuff to prove that I do terrible things," Letterman added.

The 62-year-old, who was recently married, said that after consulting his attorney, he arranged to meet the man who said he planned to write a screenplay and a book about "all the terrible stuff" Letterman did unless he was paid off.

"The creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who work for me on this show," Letterman told a stunned audience, which seemed unsure how to react to the story, laughing and applauding at times and exclaiming at others.

"My response to that is, yes I have," Letterman said. "Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would, especially for the women."

"It's been a very bizarre experience. I feel like I need to protect these people. I need to certainly protect my family. I need to protect myself. I hope to protect my job," he said.

Letterman said he went to the Manhattan District Attorney's office. "They said, 'Whoa, hello, this is blackmail,'" Letterman said.

An investigation led to an arrest earlier on the Thursday. As part of the investigation, Letterman said he handed over a "phony" check for $2 million to the individual.  Dave joked that it was one of those big over-sized checks.

There were no details on the identity of the suspect from the District Attorney's office or from Letterman himself.

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CBS issued a statement saying an employee at "48 Hours" was involved in the investigation and arrested on Thursday on charges of attempted grand larceny.

"The employee has been suspended pending the results of the investigation," CBS said. "Mr. Letterman addressed the issue during the show's broadcast this evening, and we believe his comments speak for themselves."

Letterman, who was married once before, is intensely private, and is rarely photographed with his family. He married longtime companion Regina Lasko in March. They have a son born in 2003.  Lasko did work on the show at one time but no longer does.

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Shortly after his wedding, he said on the show: "I had avoided getting married pretty good for, like, 23 years, and I -- honestly, whether this happened or not -- I secretly felt that men who were married admired me ... like I was the last of the real gunslingers."

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Letterman started Thursday's broadcast with his regular monologue, which included references to the infidelity of politicians. Dave will not be taping a show Friday as his Friday show was also taped Thursday.

MONDAY'S SHOW (Oct 5/09)

Letterman arrived on stage Monday to applause and cheers from his studio audience. After drinking it in, he grinned sheepishly and inquired, with a mock stammer, "Did your, did your weekend just fly by?"

On the "Late Show," Letterman noted the cool fall weather, reporting, "It's chilly outside my house; chilly INSIDE my house."

Then he cautioned the audience, "This is only phase one of the scandal. Phase two: Next week I go on 'Oprah' and sob."

After pausing for the audience's sympathetic laughter, he went on: "I mean, I'll be honest with you folks — right now, I would give anything to be hiking on the Appalachian Trail."

"I got into the car this morning," he added, "and the navigation lady wasn't speaking to me. Ouch."

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A bit later, guest Steve Martin gave Letterman his kidding consolation: "It proves that you're a human being. And we weren't really that sure before."

Martin Short, making an unannounced appearance, playfully plopped himself in Martin's lap.

"You spend one more minute on his lap, you're gonna get blackmailed," Letterman quipped.

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APOLOGY

Dave said
on Monday his wife has been "horribly hurt" by revelations of his sexual affairs exposed in an extortion plot against him and he apologized to staff of his popular late-night talk show.

He said in the taping of his Monday show that he will try to patch things up with Regina, whom he married in March after dating for more than 20 years. The two have a 5-year-old son, Harry.

"She has been horribly hurt by my behavior, and when something happens like that, if you hurt a person and it's your responsibility, you try to fix it," Letterman told audiences, according to a statement from his company, Worldwide Pants.

"And at that point, there's only two things that can happen: either you're going to make some progress and get it fixed, or you're going to fall short and perhaps not get it fixed, so let me tell you folks, I got my work cut out for me."

He said he was "terribly sorry that I put the staff in that position. Inadvertently, I just wasn't thinking ahead ... my thanks to the staff for, once again, putting up with something stupid I've gotten myself involved in."

(THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER REPORTED THAT REGINA LASKO HAS ASKED FOR A $300M DIVORCE and GOSSIP SITES REPORT THAT LAWYERS HAVE TRIED TO MAKE DAVE AWARE THAT EVEN CONSENSUAL, ROMANTIC WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIPS CAN CONTRAVENE U.S. LAW, BECAUSE THEY MAY SHOW SEXUAL FAVORITISM AT WORK.  THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WOMEN HAS CALLED ON CBS TO RECTIFY WHAT THEY CALL A "TOXIC ENVIRONMENT" AT THE SHOW.)

 

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MICHAEL BRYANT/CYCLIST STORY



Ontario's former attorney general was charged with criminal negligence causing death after a fatal collision that occurred in Toronto's Yorkville district on Monday night. (Aug. 31/09) Michael Bryant was held in custody overnight for questioning inside the Traffic Services unit on Hanna Avenue.


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Bryant, 43, has also been charged with dangerous operation of a motor vehicle causing death. He is to appear in court on Oct. 19.  To avoid the appearance of "conflict of interest" prosecutors will have to be brought in from out of province as Bryant oversaw these legal areas in his role as AG.

He left Tuesday afternoon, accompanied by his lawyer and made a brief, emotional statement to the media.

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"I want to extend my deepest condolences to the family of (the deceased cyclist) Mr. (Darcy Allen) Sheppard," he said, choking back tears. "To all those who offered support to my family in the last 12 hours, thank you."

He asked the media to respect his family's need for distance and privacy for the next few days and said he will not be making further comments on the incident.

News cameras at the scene of the accident captured the former politician in the back seat of a cruiser.

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A car registered to a Michael Bryant was also seen at the scene of the crash. (A black Saab seen here with damages.)

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The fatal crash is the result of an apparent altercation that took place between a motorist and a cyclist over several blocks on Bloor Street, from Church Street to Avenue Road, just before 10 p.m.

The 33-year-old cyclist later died. 

Witnesses told police that at one point the cyclist hung onto the driver's side of the car, (reports say the top was down on the convertible) but eventually fell off near Avenue Road and suffered severe head injuries. The driver of the car continued on but stopped a short distance away at the Park Hyatt hotel, located at the northwest corner of Bloor and Avenue.  Some reports also place a female passenger in the car.

Sgt. Tim Burrows said at a news conference that Bryant was one of several people who called 911 to report the incident.  Police also said alcohol was not a factor.

"(He) was not in any way trying to evade or elude our investigation," he said.

Burrows said there are three parts of the incident that police are investigating. The first part is the report of an altercation between the victim and the driver. Burrows said that shortly after there was a minor collision between the cyclist and the vehicle.

After that, tensions escalated between the two and ended when the cyclist grabbed on to the car and held on, even as the car mounted the curb, hitting several objects in its path.

The cyclist was rushed to hospital but he was pronounced dead at a local trauma center shortly after 11 p.m.  Friends identified him as Darcy Allan Sheppard.

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Sheppard was a bicycle courier by day.

The incident remains under investigation by members of Traffic Services.  The bicycle involved is seen near Avenue and Bloor surrounded by police tape.

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Witnesses sought

Burrows said they have received a number of reports from witnesses who were in the area and that they have answered many questions that investigators had about the crash.  Parts of the altercation were caught on surveillance videos.

However, police are still looking to speak with anyone who was in the area -- along Bloor Street, from Church Street all the way to Avenue Road -- between 9:30 p.m. and 10 p.m. on Monday.

They are asked to call Traffic Services investigators at 416-808-1900.

Bike couriers in Toronto have already staged protests at Avenue Rd. and Bloor and plan others.  The debate of bike lanes, bike safety, traffic aggression, et al, will dominate the discussions in days to come.

For more on Michael Bryant's history and career click here.


Less than an hour before his path would fatally cross that of former Ontario attorney general Michael Bryant, Darcy Allan Sheppard was sitting in the back of a police cruiser.


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Sheppard had been trying to get into an apartment on George St., south of Allan Gardens. Until a week before, he had lived there with his girlfriend, Misty. Then he had rented a place in the west end.

On Monday night, he showed up at the rundown building near Jarvis and Gerrard Sts. After eight days of sobriety, he had been drinking. Police said they were called. When officers arrived shortly after 9 p.m., they told Sheppard, 33, to leave and not come back.

"He had a relapse," said Jordana Maxwell, who also lives at the apartment. "He came to us, because we're his family. I said, 'Let him come back upstairs.' The officer said, 'No, he needs to go home.' I said, 'He can't make it home, he's intoxicated. He cannot ride a bike.' We begged them. They said, 'He will not go back upstairs.' And they put him on the road."

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(Couriers shut down a stretch of Bloor in protest)

For their part, the police said they had heard Sheppard might have been drunk but they wouldn't discuss the issue until the results of toxicology tests are available.

From the apartment, the father of four headed toward Yorkville.

By 9:45 p.m., Sheppard was cycling west along the stretch of Bloor St. W. often called the Mink Mile. After passing the intersection of Bloor and Bay Sts., Sheppard collided with Bryant's black convertible Saab. (Mink Mile pictured in daylight)

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Police would later call the accident that brought the two men together a "minor collision." Sheppard appeared unhurt. He angrily slammed his bag down on the hood of Bryant's car.

Despite the evening chill, the Saab's top was down. Sheppard and Bryant began jawing at each other. Bryant's 42-year-old wife, prominent entertainment lawyer Susan Abramovitch, was in the passenger seat. The couple, who met while working as clerks at the Supreme Court of Canada, were celebrating their 12th anniversary.

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According to witnesses, Bryant cut the argument short by pulling away. As he headed westbound on Bloor St., Sheppard chased the car on foot. He grabbed hold of the vehicle on the driver's side. It's not clear if he was trying to get into the car, get at the driver or merely prevent him from leaving.

In one published report, a witness recalled seeing sparks flying from Sheppard's cycling shoes as he skidded on the road alongside the car.

Within seconds, the westbound car had crossed over into the eastbound lanes of Bloor St. Construction workers laying pipe on the stretch of road gaped as the car swerved toward them. It was dark. Many couldn't see Sheppard clinging to the vehicle. All of them said they could hear Bryant screaming.

"The car was riding right up against the sidewalk where there were trees and posts and newspaper boxes. The tires were screeching," said witness Josh Harlan.

"Suddenly it was clear to me whoever was dragging on the side of the car was in mortal danger. It was like something out of a gangster movie."

Several witnesses said it looked like the driver was trying to brush the cyclist off his car using the roadside objects as bludgeons. The first thing Sheppard struck was a small tree. Then he slammed into a grey mail collection box. Sheppard fell from the car. During the collision, he was thrown under the Saab's rear wheels.  (Mailbox now has "bike lanes" sticker as a vigil is maintained.)

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Witnesses described Sheppard bleeding heavily from the nose and mouth. He was taken to hospital, where he died from his injuries.

The Saab continued along Bloor St. for a short distance. Then Bryant turned right onto Avenue Rd. and made a quick left into the driveway of the Park Hyatt Hotel. Bryant phoned 911. Police were on the scene at 9:50 p.m.

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Bryant has surrendered his passport, is not allowed to leave Ontario and forbidden from driving pending the trial.  He has proclaimed his innocence and hired prominent lawyer Marie Henein (below) to defend him.  She successfully defended controversial hockey coach David Frost last year.

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Henein has hired independent investigators to reconstruct the evening's events.  Reporters looking in to the case back up the claim that neither Mr. Bryant or his wife consumed any alcohol while out celebrating their 12th anniversary.  There was a modest College St. dinner with iced-tea, a walk on the Boardwalk in the Beaches, and a later stop for pastries and water.

Allegations of preferential treatment for Mr. Bryant were voiced as he did not have to attend a bail hearing and was allowed a clean up and change of clothes before leaving jail the next day (as seen below.)  Those allegations were refuted by authorities.

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For his part Mr. Sheppard has been portrayed as a man with a troubled past including 56 outstanding warrants in Alberta, mostly for cheque fraud and property crime.  After a memorial in Toronto, Mr. Sheppard was returned to Edmonton for burial.



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DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS GRADE-SCHOOL GEEK BECAME??? (scroll down past "the Simpsons" to find out)

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(as a former grade-school geek, I AM allowed to use the term.- L.F.)


WHO'S HIGH SCHOOL PHOTO IS THIS?  (scroll down past "the Simpsons" to find out)


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THIS BABYFACE GREW UP TO BE__________???

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You know the drill.  Scroll down past the Simpsons.

WHO DID THIS PUNK BECOME??

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Scroll down past the "you know who's".


WHO DID THIS GIRL GROW UP TO BE??



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THIS LITTLE MISS GREW UP TO BE ????


little miss
 

THIS KID BECAME???

who is that boy
 

This strapping suited high-schooler grew up to be......


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This smiley high schooler grew up to be....? (thought I'd give you an easy one.)

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Can you identify this wannabe?

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WHO IS THAT?


(Hint:  even though this is an easy one.  He turned 66 this past July 26/09)


smiley boy


WHO IS THAT???

 
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Someone's  high school sweetheart later grew up to be....?


(Thought I'd throw in another easy one.  It's easy....right?)

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And this guy grew up to be???


lil cowpoke


This fine young man grew up to be...???  (I'm making these too easy, aren't I?)

 
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This sweet face eventually became famous as.....


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This strapping lad grew up to be.....


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What does this "snappy dresser" look like later in life?


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This young girl we later knew as.....?


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I'll even give you his name:  Brian Warner of Canton, Ohio.  He turned 40 in 2009.


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AND WHO IS THAT?

new mex girl

OR THAT?

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OR???

who is that boy

AND?


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OR HER?

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AND WHO IS THIS?

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WHO IS THAT? (wow, how easy is this one?!)



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Who did this young girl grow up to be?


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WHO IS THAT?

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Scroll down and all shall be revealed.


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RECOGNIZE THESE STARS AS "THE SIMPSONS?"


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Recently, I came across the website of a graphic designer (click here for his details) who had not only done some expert casting of real stars in "Simpsons" roles but created some excellent images as well.  Any "Simpsons" fan should delight!


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...and finally...

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Not bad, huh? - L.F.-

 

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TURNS OUT THE GRADE SCHOOL GEEK IS:

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(If you still don't know who this is, I can't help you.-L.F.)


THE GUY FROM HIGH SCHOOL TURNED OUT TO BE:



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THIS BABY FACE TURNED INTO "THAT" BABY FACE!

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TURNS OUT THE PUNK BECAME....

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TURNS OUT THE "LITTLE" GIRL BECAME MORE "MATERIAL".


madonna then now
 

THE LITTLE MISS IS SOMEONE WE'LL MISS...



farrah then now
 

THE KID BECAME


mayer combo
 

WERE YOU WAY OFF, OR DID YOU GUESS "THE HOFF" !!



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David Hasselhoff turned 57 July 17/09.


mariah then and now
 


AVRIL LAVIGNE


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SHE MAY HAVE BEEN A WANNABE BUT NOW SHE'S AN "IS BE"


DID YOU KNOW IT?


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"I know, it's only rock n roll, but my back hurts" 


piven combo
 

The actor's name is Jeremy Piven, (NOT Pevin) if you really need to know.


AHHHH, SO THAT'S WHO IT IS !!


diaz combo  


I GUESS TIMBERLAKE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR HATS.



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ASHTON KUTCHER IS "TWITTERIFIC"

 

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No Doubt you guessed Gwen Stefani correctly.



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DID YOU COME UP WITH OUR "FRIEND"?  How YOU doin?



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STILL A SNAPPY DRESSER...


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EVEN THOUGH HER HAIR EXPLODED, SHE'S STILL "GOT MAIL"



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I LIKE THE NAME "MARILYN MANSON" MUCH MORE.  IT'S GOT A BETTER RING TO IT.


marilyn manson combo
 

IS IT DEmi or DeMI...either way she's had that smile a long time.


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DO YOU SEE "BIG STAR" IN HIS FUTURE?


vince then and now




brad pitt combo



bill murray combo



paris hilton combo


(it's reality star Kate Gosselin, in case you didn't know.)


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AHA....so that's who it is

elton combo


amy before after


jude law combo


jake gyllen combo

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